The Pigskin Prophet comes from a long line of Prognosticators that includes his Uncle Lenny, Grandpa Wydman, and Great Uncle Cecil. It was at a very early age when his Uncle Lenny first noticed the young Prophet’s ability to accurately and descriptively prognosticate.
It was from his Uncle’s urging that the Prophet decided to head into the hills of Appalachia to fine tune his skills and to search for inspiration and enlightenment. After many years of yoga, meditation, and Bar-B-Que, the Prophet feels it his duty, his responsibility, his call in life to share the word of the Lard to each and every Pigskin fanatic in the whole US of A.
However, the Prophet has noticed one little problem with his prophecies; sometimes – just sometimes, his heartburn and stomach cramps cause him to confuse his visions. It won’t happen much – but it is a factor to consider, especially if you’s the gamblin’ type. So, in a nutshell, the Prophet will always take credit for his accurate Prognostications – and likewise must attribute any shortcomings in Prophecy fulfillment to indigestion of some sort.
Please visit often and check each week for the Prophet’s Prophecies.