Week Number: 9
| Florida @ Georgia |
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The World's Biggest Cocktail party is no more. Now it's just a bunch of drunk college football fans in Jacksonville, Florida. Coach Urban Meyer and his Giant Swamp Lizards take on Coach Mark Richt and the Athen Kennel Club in this annual battle for redneck supremacy. Florida has been dominatin' as of late and things don't look good for the Red Clay Hounds this year as the Gator signal caller is bigger than most fo the Dawgs defenders. Unless Mr. Tebow gets VICKtimized, 'spect the Gators to light up the airwaves in Alltel Stadium. |
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| Prophecies: Florida 37 : Georgia 16 | ||
| South Carolina @ Tennessee |
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The HBC and the Garnet Feathered Tribe leave the Columbia Poultry Plant and head to them thar hills to take on Coah Phil Fulmer and his Orange-Clad Knoxville Militia for a Sattiday night showdown. Coach Spurrier owns Coach Fulmer - he showed the Prophet his Property Tax bill from Rocky Top County. Coach Spurrier forgot to pay his taxes last year, but he has now prepaid for several years. The offense hit a season low last week - and that spells bad news for Big Ornange. UT will have some success movin' the ball on the ground, but they's offense will sputter like a 72 Bonneville inside the Red Zone. |
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| Prophecies: South Carolina 27 : Tennessee 16 | ||
| Mississippi State @ Kentucky |
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Coach Croom and his Maroon Mongrels will put a scare in the Blue Grass Cats. but Mr. Woodson & Co. will be ready for the challenge and after a marginal first half, they's get the O workin' late in the game. |
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| Prophecies: Mississippi State 23 : Kentucky 33 | ||
| Ole Miss @ Auburn |
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The Plainsmen won't look like the youngsters that beat Florida. Ole Miss will be a little better than advertised. Look for the Confederates to make this a ballgame way into the contest. |
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| Prophecies: Ole Miss 16 : Auburn 21 | ||
| North Carolina @ Wake Forest |
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The Baby Blue Billy Goats show just how much parity they's is in the ACC when they win a close one at Winston Salem First Baptist. |
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| Prophecies: North Carolina 24 : Wake Forest 23 | ||
| Clemson @ Maryland |
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Coach Friedgen exploits the Felines run defense. Jr. Bowden's seat is plum warm after even after hangin 70 on a little ole directional university from Michigan. The Prophet belives that ole Davis & Spiller will show signs of greatness, but they's overall talent will be overshadowed by they's Coach's impatience & ineptness. |
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| Prophecies: Clemson 27 : Maryland 30 | ||
| Virginia @ North Carolina State |
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The Wahoos have been doin' it with smoke & mirrors - and this is the biggest trap ganme to date. The Big Red Dingos will be howlin by day's end. |
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| Prophecies: Virginia 24 : North Carolina State 27 | ||
| Ohio State @ Penn State |
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The Buckeyes can't avoid the upset bug as they travel to a very dangerous Happy Valley to take on Joe Pa and his Nittany Lions. |
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| Prophecies: Ohio State 23 : Penn State 27 | ||
| Northwestern @ Purdue |
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Lots of offense - very little defense. |
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| Prophecies: Northwestern 30 : Purdue 41 | ||
| Kansas @ Texas A&M |
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The Jayhawks have been unbeatable - until this week. The upset bug finally makes its way to the heartland when the Aggies use they's 12th man to pull a nail-biter. |
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| Prophecies: Kansas 20 : Texas A&M 24 | ||
| Nebraska @ Texas |
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How bad must you feel, knowin' that the people are so mad they fired the man that hired you? Things are really bad in Lincoln and even an average Texas team will explit them. |
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| Prophecies: Nebraska 13 : Texas 34 | ||
| USC @ Oregon |
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The Pac 10 is slap wide open after the Men of Troy come crashin' back to earth with 2 losses. The Ducks is flat out tough at home and will outscore most teams. |
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| Prophecies: USC 38 : Oregon 44 | ||